When Did Facebook Updates Become a Benchmark for Maturity?

When Facebook became a “thing” amongst my peers, I was in my sophomore year of high school. At that time you had to have a “.edu” email address to join, so knowing someone in college willing to lend you theirs was a sign of considerable coolness. I didn’t bother with Facebook. It wasn’t because I […]

A Stranger in Need (Is Still a Stranger)

July 14, in a moment of loneliness and desperation, I signed up with a dating site. Today I closed out my account. I only used the app when I was bored because each message I received supplied me with A) attention, or B) a chance to flex my superiority complex. I wasn’t making “connections” or […]

I FIRMLY BELIEVE…

I AM A WOMAN OF FIRM BELIEFS. UNWAVERING, BOLD BELIEFS. MY BELIEFS ARE SO STRONG THAT THEY MUST BE WRITTEN IN CAPS LOC-okay wait, I’m sorry, that’s really annoying. I sincerely apologize. I started writing and then I didn’t realize- I didn’t know how annoying that would be. Sorry. I FIRMLY BELIEVE… Jeff Dunham is […]