I examined the shelf purposefully, weighing my options with care. Claritin was once my go-to pill. Claritin-D was like heaven on earth. Then the magic faded. Zyrtec was a lifesaver last year. No more. Benadryl? I can’t even… What about Allegra? I’ve never tried it… Could it be the answer to my springtime suffering was […]
Whenever I walk into the nail salon: “Hi, you wan’ eyebrow?” Doing my toes: “Eyebrow today, too?” Finishing my nails: “and you wan’ eyebrow, right?” Look, clearly you have some opinions about my eyebrows so why not just say them!? I don’t want eyebrow, dammit!
I have only loved once. From this I’ve learned that falling out of love is impossible. Love can undergo many, many changes, but love is a like life. And if there’s anything the Earth and Jeff Goldblum know, it’s that life will find a way. Likewise, so does love. It evolves and morphs and it […]
Ok, guys. Listen up. I just parallel parked in about 45 seconds. So what, you say? My previous record was somewhere north of 5 minutes. So, yeah. I’m pretty excited. You can go on now. That’s all I have to say about that.
all of your labor your red eyes searing back cut fingers all the time spent the missed chances strained voice throbbing head they all sit before you heavy and fading sticky and dripping on the desk next to an empty orange juice bottle.