Why the NCAA Tournament Was Worth Watching This Year

Bow chicka wow wow.

Louisville’s men’s basketball team this year was…quite enjoyable to watch. It’s not just me, right? I mean, that was a particularly hot team.

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Why aren’t we talking about this more? Other teams had a player here and there, but Louisville? They scarcely had an unattractive player. And I guess they played well, if that’s important to you.

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If the tournament went to whichever team made me bite my lip the most… Actually, can we do that? Is there someone I can write to about that? I’d watch.

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And so well groomed, too. Nice haircuts, clean faces, white teeth. Even their tattoos were in just-the-sexy-places.

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Mm. Well, I’m proud of ya. You boys won the tournament, and, as a bonus, I’ve written my cell number inside the doors of all of your lockers.

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One last look. Ahhh.

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